SERVER STATUS: CONNECTING TO THE VOID... 99.9% (FOREVER)
players online: 1 (you. it's just you. it's always just you.)
herobrine sightings: 0
godmode: OFF
creative mode: ⏳ loading since 2009...
THE BUTTONS
> LOG.TXT
> [2009] player punched tree. tree punched back.
> [2012] diamond found. diamond was a lie.
> [2016] creeper hissed at nothing. nothing hissed back.
> [2024] you opened this page. it has always known.
> [???] the ender dragon is in the chat. the ender dragon is in the chat. the ender
HOT TAKES (DO NOT DISAGREE)
the nether is just hell with a rebrand
pigs are the real ender dragon
a villager's "hmm" is a 40 lecture in compressed form
the ocean is just water that gave up
bedrock is the floor of the actual universe and it is load-bearing
if you build a house out of dirt you are not a player, you are a termite